IBM dev works had a posting on this (http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/os-php-gamescripts1/) and I thought it would be fun to write my own. So without further delay, here is your randomly generated scenario:
Your home town was just erased off the map. You know you have to get to New York. The nigerian mafia doesn't like the way you look. Your head is spinning from drugs.